Guess what! I don’t own an iPad, you silly money-wasting bastards.

Such a strange place.

Malkovich?  Malkovich malkovich malkovich.  Malkovich: Malkovich.

Iconic Portrait Photos Throughout History Recreated with John Malkovich as the Subject

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You are welcome.

Among the requirements is that the candidate “use upmost discretion”.  Also not really sure they understand what “incumbent” means.

Pretty rinky-dink for a major organization like an NBA team.  

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One of the many reasons that I love Hardcore History is that in a discussion of Rome the phrase ” there was no Gotterdammerung where the Statue of Liberty falls” can make perfect and unremarkable sense.

The first video game I really coveted was Final Fantasy on the NES.  I’d read (and re-read over and over) a pre-release article about it in Nintendo Power, and saved my pennies to buy it.  It was also the first game I went out and bought a Strategy Guide for, and I got immense pleasure from beating it.

Over the iterations they’ve done so many different things that it’s kind of hard to think of the franchise as a single entity, but after watching this trailer – which I think we can all agree appears to be almost entirely unlike any other Final Fantasy – it somehow still feels like FF.

I’m unreasonably excited to play FFXV.

h/t Dan Morrill 

Really neat Rube Goldberg contraption powered by a single beam of light. Lots of cool moments along the way.

Everyone, it’s FINALLY here:

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!

Key Features:
* You can be a goat 
* Get points for wrecking stuff – brag to your friends that you’re the alpha goat 
* MILLIONS OF BUGS! We’re only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we’re keeping it 
* In-game physics that spazz out all the time 
* Seriously look at that goat’s neck 
* You can be a goat

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.coffeestainstudios.goatsimulator