tl;dr don’t click on this link, it’s a waste of your time and only encourages the worst nonsense on the internet.
I’m generally more-or-less OK with what I see on The Verge, but I feel like a sucker for having clicked on this link. I’m dumber for having done so, accounting for the fact that… yes now I heard them say the thing they wrote in the headline out loud but now I’ve got all their uninspired parody crap rattling around as well.
A Pun Involving Travel 