The fact that the singular of ‘Doritos’ is ‘Doritos’ is infuriating. That Michael Gavin and Tiarnán de Burca wasted 4 Doritos to remind of that fact is just… tragic.
The fact that the singular of ‘Doritos’ is ‘Doritos’ is infuriating. That Michael Gavin and Tiarnán de Burca…
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Coulda done it in three… But what are no Doritos called? Dorinos?
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I have a bag of Doritos over at my desk if you want a Doritos.
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Disagree. One chip is definitely a Dorito. Then again, I drive my wife crazy by ordering “a cheeseburger and a large fry” so I can’t be trusted.
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It’s obviously more correct for the singular of ‘Doritos’ to be ‘Dorito’, but the company that makes the product is adamant that a doritos is like a moose (its singular and plural are the same). I think it’s ridiculous to say that a Doritos is the same thing as a moose, but there you are. Modern Product Marketing in action.
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Would no doritos be doralinos? What would an anti-doritos be? A bowl of soup?
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I would like a Doritos Brand^TM crisp. Some days, I prefer to have many Doritos Brand^TM crisps.
The Anti-Doritos is probably broccoli.
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Can’t believe I’ve never crumbled a Dorito into a chicken noodles soup…
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Oh wow, that actually sounds amazing. But if we’re right about the doritos/anti-doritos situation, it might be dangerously delicious.
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Never thought about a Doritos so much in one days.
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Update: since this picture was posted Taco Bell has released a Doritos tacos shells.
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Actually, it was Taco Bell’s stupid Doritos Taco Shells that sparked this whole kerfuffle. Michael Gavin, Tiarnán de Burca, and I were driving to pick up the nursery furniture and I saw an ad in a Taco Bell window with wording that made it totally unambiguous what the singular of ‘doritos’ was.
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